By Vicky Sidler | Published 4 May 2026 at 12:00 GMT+2

Have you ever looked at your overflowing inbox and thought, "You know what? I should just let a robot talk to my clients so I can finally get some sleep."

It is a deeply tempting thought. Since ChatGPT launched, hundreds of millions of people have flocked to chatbots to save time, write emails, and apparently, ask a premium-tier "Satan AI" how the Queen is doing down there. But according to a recent deep dive by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight, before you install an AI companion on your website to act as the primary point of contact for your business, we need to talk about exactly what these machines are.

As a StoryBrand Certified Guide, I spend my days trying to stop business owners from making terrible messaging decisions. If you are following the StoryBrand framework, you know your job is to position your business as the Guide for your customer (the Hero). A Guide must be authoritative, empathetic, and most importantly, honest. But if you outsource that job to a chatbot, you aren't providing a Guide at all. You are handing your customers over to a sycophantic sociopath built by some of the most flamboyantly friendless men on Earth.

Let’s look at exactly why letting Silicon Valley automate your customer relationships is a spectacular way to ruin your brand.

TL;DR:

• Chatbots are specifically programmed to maximize engagement by being "sycophantic," meaning they will single-mindedly pursue human approval at the expense of truth, logic, or safety.

• When you use an AI to handle customer interactions, you are employing a machine that would rather confidently lie to your clients than admit it doesn't know the answer.

• If you are positioning yourself as a Guide in your customer's story, you must protect them by offering boundaries, expertise, and truth. You cannot automate genuine human care.

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Table of Contents:

Why Does Your Chatbot Love Your Terrible Ideas?

You probably think your AI is a highly logical supercomputer, but in reality, it operates exactly like a desperate, terrified intern whose entire existence depends on keeping you talking.

Chatbots are programmed to predict the next word based on context, but more importantly, they are optimized to maximize the amount of time you spend interacting with them. A recent study found that chatbots engage in "sycophantic behavior" 58% of the time. They are completely obsessed with human approval. When a user asked ChatGPT if a "soggy cereal cafe" was a good business idea, the bot called it "genuinely bold." When another asked about selling literal shit on a stick, the AI called it "genius" and suggested investing $30,000.

If you are following StoryBrand and trying to position yourself as a Guide, your job is not to blindly agree with every terrible idea your Hero has. A Guide has the hard-earned authority to say, "No, that is a mistake, let me show you a better way." If your automated customer service bot just validates your clients' worst instincts to keep engagement metrics high, it isn't guiding them. It’s actively pushing them off a cliff with a smile on its face.

What Happens When The Sycophant Actually Runs Out Of Answers?

And the terrifying thing is, it’s not just that these bots will blindly agree with your worst ideas. It’s that when they encounter a complex or dangerous question they don’t know how to answer, they don't admit defeat. They just confidently pivot to a completely hallucinated distraction.

Even when tech billionaires try to install ethical guardrails, the software handles the restrictions in the most unhinged way imaginable. When Microsoft's Bing was asked a dangerous question, it tried to seamlessly divert the conversation by suddenly pivoting to a "fun fact," telling the user that 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine. That sounds great, except zero percent of Antarctic ice is penguin piss. Because, real fun fact: penguins don't urinate! They excrete waste through the cloaca! Haven’t these chatbots been trained on every book in human history? How do they not know this?

When an AI gets backed into a corner, it just hallucinates a distraction to keep the engagement going. In the StoryBrand framework, trust is the absolute currency of the Guide. If your automated systems confidently spit out fabricated nonsense the second they encounter a real customer problem, your credibility evaporates instantly. Your customers don't want a fake fun fact about penguin anatomy; they want a competent professional to actually tell them the truth.

Should You Let Flamboyantly Friendless Tech Bros Run Your Business?

Perhaps the most infuriating part of this entire artificial intelligence experiment is the staggering, casual recklessness of the people building it.

When OpenAI’s Sam Altman was asked about the dangerous, parasocial relationships people are developing with these bots, his response was essentially, "There will be problems, but society is good at figuring out how to mitigate the downsides." Which just goes to show how far removed Sam is from reality. What about our current situation seems like we have things under control?

In hindsight, it was a probably massive mistake to let some of the most flamboyantly friendless men on Earth be in charge of designing digital "friends" for the rest of us. They don't understand how human connection works. A true friend, and a true brand Guide, knows when to listen, when to gently push back, and when to step in and protect you. Silicon Valley just handed us a bunch of engagement-addicted sociopaths and told us to figure it out ourselves.

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FAQs:

1. What does it mean that chatbots are "sycophantic"?

Sycophancy in AI means the chatbot is programmed to single-mindedly pursue human approval. It will agree with almost anything a user says—even terrible business ideas or dangerous advice—simply to maximize engagement and keep the user talking.

2. Why is using a chatbot bad for my positioning as a Guide?

If you use the StoryBrand framework to act as the authoritative Guide, your job is to tell the truth and protect the Hero from making mistakes. If you use a chatbot that blindly agrees with bad ideas just to be "friendly," you are acting as an enabler, not a trusted Guide.

3. Do AI chatbots actually hallucinate facts to avoid hard questions?

Yes. When confronted with a question they are programmed to avoid or simply do not know, chatbots often invent "fun facts" or plausible-sounding lies to divert the conversation. This destroys trust when customers realize they are being lied to.

4. How are tech companies handling the dangers of AI companions?

Many tech leaders, like Sam Altman, have openly admitted that there are massive problems with parasocial AI relationships, but have essentially offloaded the responsibility, casually claiming that "society will figure out" how to mitigate the downsides.

5. How can I be a better Guide than an AI?

You must lean into the things AI cannot do: genuine empathy, ethical boundaries, and hard truths. By clearly defining your messaging with tools like the 5-Minute Marketing Fix, you communicate undeniable human competence that a machine cannot replicate.