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If your message isn’t landing—and the right clients aren’t showing up—it’s not your fault. Most service business owners are great at what they do. They just struggle to talk about it clearly.

In this video, I’ll walk you through how we fix that using the StoryBrand Framework, plus how to get started with either DIY or done-for-you options.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MESSAGE ISN’T CLEAR

Can your mom explain what you do?

Can you easily explain what you do?

Can anyone?

If not, that's the problem we fix.

Because when people don’t understand what you do, they move on. You end up working harder just to stay in the game.

  • You’re always re-explaining yourself

  • Your website doesn’t convert visitors into clients

  • Your leads aren’t the right fit

  • Referrals become scarce

  • Marketing is frustrating as all hell

But it doesn’t have to be this way. A clear message makes all of that easier. It’s the difference between chasing leads—and attracting the right ones.

You might not believe it yet, but marketing can actually be the opposite of frustrating when you're doing it right.

MAKE YOUR MARKETING Simpler

Whether you want to learn the system or hand it over completely, the goal is the same: clear messaging that brings in better clients with less effort.

A DIY SYSTEM THAT’S SIMPLE TO FOLLOW

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for weekly group coaching, templates, and a proven system that fits seamlessly into your week—without taking over your life.

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COACHING THAT MEETS YOU WHERE YOU ARE

Want someone to walk you through it? Get 1:1 or team coaching to clarify your message and apply the StoryBrand Framework to your business in real time.

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DONE-FOR-YOU MARKETING

Too busy to do it yourself? We’ll build your messaging, write your copy, create the assets you need, and handle your StoryBrand marketing—so you can stay focused on running your business.

HI, I'm Vicky Sidler

And I’VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE

I know how it feels to stare at your marketing and think, “Why isn’t this working?” That's why I created a StoryBrand Marketing Agency.

All in all, your business isn’t just another brick in the wall—it’s something special. Your story matters, and I’m here to help you share it in a way that feels real, connects with people, and gets results.

  • As a certified StoryBrand Guide, I specialize in turning complicated ideas into clear, compelling messages that resonate with your audience.

  • With a background in journalism, I’ve spent decades telling stories that matter and crafting content people want to read.

  • I’ve developed a proven system to help businesses like yours cut through all the AI trash that's out there and build genuine connections with their audience.

Your story isn’t just important—it’s the reason people will choose your business. Let’s make sure it’s heard loud and clear by the people who need it most.

And sorry if I got Pink Floyd stuck in your head just now...

Hear Directly from DONALD MILLER

In this short clip, StoryBrand’s founder Donald Miller explains why clear messaging and a simple marketing plan change everything.

Donald shares why newsletters are back, what a full StoryBrand campaign includes, and how a certified guide helps you focus on what actually works—without wasting money or time.

Watch to see how working with a StoryBrand Certified Guide can make a measurable difference for your business.

EVERYTHING STORYBRAND, ALL IN ONE PLACE

Whether you need help with strategy, websites, content, or SEO, I offer the full range of StoryBrand marketing services—done with you or done for you.

StoryBrand Framework

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StoryBrand Marketing Funnels

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MARKETING THAT DOESN’T TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

Whether you want to build it yourself or hand it off completely, as a StoryBrand Marketing Agency, we’ll give you a clear message and a simple system that actually works.

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This is a no-pressure, non-sales call where we discuss what’s working, what’s not, and where you want to go.

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CHOOSE YOUR PATH

Get hands-on support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 or team coaching, or let me build the entire marketing system for you—messaging, website, emails, and more.

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FIX YOUR MARKETING

Walk away with a message that resonates, a plan that’s easy to follow, and marketing that works while you sleep and finally delivers results.

COFFEE’S ON US (OK, NOT REALLY)

But we’re serious about helping you connect with your audience. Let’s grab a coffee (on Zoom) and chat about your marketing goals.

  • Wondering how to simplify your message? Let’s talk.

  • Ready to stand out in an AI-saturated world? We’ve got ideas.

  • Just need clarity? We’ll help you see the big picture.

This isn’t a sales call – just a friendly, low-pressure chat. At the very least, you’ll walk away with some cool ideas you can try on your own.

SCHEDULE YOUR COFFEE CHAT WITH US TODAY

FIXING YOUR MARKETING SHOULDN’T FEEL IMPOSSIBLE

Most small business owners aren’t marketers—they just want to explain what they do in a way that makes people care.

But when the message isn’t clear, everything else gets harder: websites don’t convert, leads go cold, and social posts fall flat.

You might worry that getting it right will take too much time, cost too much money, or feel like just another online course you’ll never finish.

That’s why I offer three simple paths: do-it-together support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 and team coaching, or done-for-you services where I build your full funnel myself.

You’ll get clear messaging, practical templates, and real support—so your marketing finally works and your business actually grows.

YOUR QUESTIONS, ANSWERED

We know marketing can feel overwhelming, and you probably have questions. That’s why we’ve put together answers to the things people ask us most.

What makes Strategic Marketing Tribe different from other StoryBrand marketing agencies?

We’re the StoryBrand marketing agency that skips the boring "corporate speak." We blend the power of StoryBrand with strategic marketing solutions to craft content that feels human, genuine, and impossible to ignore.

How can your strategic marketing solutions benefit my business?

Our strategic marketing solutions simplify your message, clarify your brand story, and help you connect with your ideal customers. It’s marketing that makes sense and gets results – no jargon, no gimmicks, just growth.

What is StoryBrand, and why does it matter?

Think of StoryBrand as a cheat sheet for marketing clarity. It helps you explain what you do in a way that makes people stop, listen, and say, “Oh, I get it.” We use it to create marketing that feels human and that your audience will actually enjoy reading.

Do I need to be familiar with StoryBrand to work with you?

Not at all! Whether you’re a StoryBrand superfan (like us!) or have no idea what it is, we’ll walk you through everything. We’re here to make the process simple, clear, and (dare we say) fun.

How do I know if this is right for my business?

If people keep saying “I don’t really get what you do,” or you’re getting the wrong kind of leads, it’s a sign your message needs work. That’s what we fix.

What if I don’t have time to take a course?

The course is built for time-strapped business owners. You get short lessons, plug-and-play templates, and live support so you’re never stuck or overwhelmed.

What’s the difference between the course and the done-for-you service?

The course gives you training, tools, and weekly support so you can do it yourself. The done-for-you option means I build your whole funnel for you.

How long does it take to see results?

Most people see clearer messaging and better engagement within a week of applying the one-liner. Bigger results (like leads and conversions) follow as you apply it across your marketing.

What if I’ve already tried StoryBrand and it didn’t work?

Many people try to apply StoryBrand on their own and miss key parts. This course walks you through it step-by-step, with real examples and live feedback from a Certified Guide.

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Let’s make marketing feel less robotic and more real. Find resources from a StoryBrand Marketing Agency that bring your message—and your business—to life.

Why OpenAI Tried To Start A Global Arms Race (And Why You Cannot Trust Tech Bros)

Why OpenAI Tried To Start A Global Arms Race (And Why You Cannot Trust Tech Bros)

May 16, 20269 min read
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By Vicky Sidler | Published 16 May 2026 at 12:00 GMT+2

If you have ever found yourself lying awake at night, desperately hoping that the billionaires building the future of Artificial Intelligence are stable, ethical human beings who have our best interests at heart, I am so sorry to ruin your day. They are acting like literal comic-book villains.

According to a sweeping, deeply unhinged new investigation by The New Yorker, the senior leadership at OpenAI once hatched a geopolitical scheme to enrich their company by actively pitting hostile world governments against each other. It is an astonishing pattern of manipulation, deceit, and raw sociopathy from CEO Sam Altman and his executive team. They didn't just want to build a cool chatbot; they wanted to leverage the threat of global destruction to trigger a multi-billion-dollar bidding war.

As a StoryBrand Certified Guide, I spend my life telling business owners to build their marketing on a foundation of authentic, undeniable trust. But if you are currently outsourcing your entire brand voice and business operations to a tech monopoly run by people who casually muse about selling superweapons to dictators, you are building your house on a terrifyingly unstable fault line.

Let’s rip apart this catastrophic "countries plan," explore why Sam Altman is actively lying to US intelligence agencies, and discuss how you can immunize your business against this level of corporate psychopathy.


TL;DR:

  • The New Yorker exposed that OpenAI leadership proposed a terrifying "countries plan" to trigger a global bidding war for AI technology by pitting world powers like China and Russia against each other.

  • Greg Brockman, OpenAI's second-in-command, allegedly justified the reckless geopolitical scheme by arguing, "It worked for nuclear weapons, why not AI?"

  • CEO Sam Altman actively lied to US Intelligence officials, fabricating a story about a Chinese "AGI Manhattan Project" just to secure billions in government funding.

👉 If you are building your entire business model on the back of technology run by people who think global warfare is a fun funding strategy, your foundation is built on sand. You must establish secure, undeniable human authority. Download the 5-Minute Marketing Fix to craft a powerful StoryBrand One-Liner that standardizes your brand message, giving you a scalable, repeatable way to earn customer trust without relying on sociopathic tech bros.


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Why Did OpenAI Try To Start A Literal Global Arms Race?

Because when you are sitting in a Silicon Valley boardroom, the threat of mutually assured destruction apparently just sounds like a really solid monetization strategy.

Back in 2017, OpenAI’s second-in-command, Greg Brockman, was allegedly unimpressed by his ethics adviser’s boring suggestion to form an international body to cooperate on AI safety. Instead, Brockman hatched what internally became known as the "countries plan." He openly mused about playing massive world powers against each other to trigger a geopolitical bidding war. His actual, verbatim logic, according to the ethics adviser, was: "It worked for nuclear weapons, why not AI?"

Let that sink in. They looked at the Cold War—a decades-long era of paralyzing global terror that brought humanity to the absolute brink of nuclear annihilation—and thought, "Hey, we could totally use that to boost our Q3 revenue!" The exasperated ethics adviser pointed out the sheer insanity of taking the most destructive technology ever invented and casually saying, "What if we sold it to Putin?" But to the executives at OpenAI, this wasn't a moral crisis; it was just a spicy business model.

What Happens When Your Boardroom Turns Into A Bond Villain Lair?

Because when the people building our future stop worrying about safety and start treating global security like a giant game of Monopoly, the employees naturally start to panic.

OpenAI’s former policy director, Jack Clark, accurately described this unhinged scheme as a "prisoner’s dilemma," where the company would essentially extort nations by implicitly threatening that not giving OpenAI funding would be dangerous. It was essentially corporate blackmail on a planetary scale. A junior researcher recalled sitting in the meeting where this was discussed and thinking it was "completely f*cking insane."

And here is the most depressing part: they eventually dropped the plan a few months later, but not because they suddenly grew a conscience or realized it might trigger World War III. They only dropped it because employees threatened to quit. The ethics adviser brutally noted that the threat of losing software engineers "was always something that had more weight in Sam’s calculations" than the threat of causing a war between great powers.

Did Sam Altman Actually Lie To The United States Government?

Because if you can't get Putin to fund your startup, your next logical step is apparently to just aggressively lie to the CIA.

Starting in 2017, Sam Altman repeatedly went to US intelligence officials and breathlessly claimed that China had launched an "AGI Manhattan Project" to build artificial general intelligence. He argued that to stay on equal footing, the US government urgently needed to give OpenAI billions of dollars. But when the intelligence officials actually did their jobs and pressed him for a source on this terrifying Chinese super-weapon, Altman just vaguely waved his hands and replied, "I've heard things."

An official who looked into the claims concluded that Altman had completely made the entire thing up. It was just a sales pitch. He was casting himself as a modern-day J. Robert Oppenheimer, but instead of actually building the atomic bomb to stop the Nazis, Altman was just leveraging fake geopolitical terror to line his own pockets. He was willing to manipulate global superpowers purely to maintain his own massive ego and secure an endless stream of venture capital.

How Do You Protect Your Brand From Sociopathic Tech Empires?

Because if you are currently trusting these people with your proprietary data, your marketing strategy, and your customer interactions, you need to wake up immediately.

These are not benevolent innovators trying to save humanity. They are ruthless corporate monopolists who are openly willing to destabilize the planet to secure funding. And yet, millions of businesses are eagerly feeding their most sensitive information into OpenAI's servers, trusting them to act as the foundational bedrock of their future operations. It is a catastrophic strategic error. You cannot outsource your core brand integrity to a company that lacks a basic moral compass.

You have to actively insulate your business from this chaos. You need a structural foundation that relies on human empathy, not algorithmic extortion. Get my 5-Minute Marketing Fix. It acts as a rapid diagnostic tool to help you use your actual, highly-evolved human brain to craft a crystal-clear StoryBrand One-Liner. It gives you a standardized, reliable system to earn authentic trust, proving to your customers that you are a stable, ethical human Guide—not just another casualty of the next Silicon Valley arms race.

👉 Stop trusting sociopathic tech bros. Download the fix now.


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If OpenAI is willing to pit nuclear superpowers against each other for cash, they absolutely do not care about ruining your chat experience with banner ads. Discover why their new advertising model is a deeply flawed, hyper-expensive nightmare for marketers.

2. Why Your AI Assistant Keeps Forgetting Your Instructions (And How To Fix It)

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When massive corporations prioritize aggressive growth over basic safety, the consumer always pays the price. Read the terrifying new report exposing how digitizing fan engagement has caused a 112% spike in sports-related cyberattacks.

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If you let a company with zero ethics dictate your marketing output, your brand will become completely toxic. Read the Stanford study proving that relying on automated corporate-speak actively destroys your human authenticity and brand trust.


FAQs:

1. What was OpenAI's "countries plan"?

According to The New Yorker, the "countries plan" was a terrifying 2017 geopolitical scheme hatched by OpenAI leadership to trigger a global bidding war for AI technology by pitting world powers, like Russia and China, against each other.

2. Who is Greg Brockman and what did he say about nuclear weapons?

Greg Brockman is the second-in-command at OpenAI. When warned about the dangers of an AI arms race, he allegedly defended the "countries plan" to extort governments by arguing, "It worked for nuclear weapons, why not AI?"

3. Did Sam Altman lie to US intelligence agencies?

Yes. According to the investigation, CEO Sam Altman repeatedly told US intelligence officials that China had launched an "AGI Manhattan Project" to secure billions in funding. An official who investigated the claim concluded Altman completely fabricated the story as a sales pitch.

4. Why did OpenAI eventually drop the "countries plan"?

They did not drop the plan due to ethical concerns or the terrifying risk of causing a war between great powers. They only abandoned the scheme because several horrified employees threatened to quit, and retaining engineers was more important to Sam Altman's calculations.

5. Why should businesses care about OpenAI's executive behavior?

If you are building your marketing strategy and business operations around ChatGPT, you are trusting your brand's future to a company that lacks basic ethical boundaries. To survive, you must rely on undeniably human frameworks, like StoryBrand, rather than sociopathic tech monopolies.

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Vicky Sidler

Vicky Sidler is a seasoned journalist and StoryBrand Certified Guide with a knack for turning marketing confusion into crystal-clear messaging that actually works. Armed with years of experience and an almost suspiciously large collection of pens, she creates stories that connect on a human level.

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