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If your message isn’t landing—and the right clients aren’t showing up—it’s not your fault. Most service business owners are great at what they do. They just struggle to talk about it clearly.

In this video, I’ll walk you through how we fix that using the StoryBrand Framework, plus how to get started with either DIY or done-for-you options.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MESSAGE ISN’T CLEAR

Can your mom explain what you do?

Can you easily explain what you do?

Can anyone?

If not, that's the problem we fix.

Because when people don’t understand what you do, they move on. You end up working harder just to stay in the game.

  • You’re always re-explaining yourself

  • Your website doesn’t convert visitors into clients

  • Your leads aren’t the right fit

  • Referrals become scarce

  • Marketing is frustrating as all hell

But it doesn’t have to be this way. A clear message makes all of that easier. It’s the difference between chasing leads—and attracting the right ones.

You might not believe it yet, but marketing can actually be the opposite of frustrating when you're doing it right.

MAKE YOUR MARKETING Simpler

Whether you want to learn the system or hand it over completely, the goal is the same: clear messaging that brings in better clients with less effort.

A DIY SYSTEM THAT’S SIMPLE TO FOLLOW

Join the StoryBrand Course

for weekly group coaching, templates, and a proven system that fits seamlessly into your week—without taking over your life.

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COACHING THAT MEETS YOU WHERE YOU ARE

Want someone to walk you through it? Get 1:1 or team coaching to clarify your message and apply the StoryBrand Framework to your business in real time.

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DONE-FOR-YOU MARKETING

Too busy to do it yourself? We’ll build your messaging, write your copy, create the assets you need, and handle your StoryBrand marketing—so you can stay focused on running your business.

HI, I'm Vicky Sidler

And I’VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE

I know how it feels to stare at your marketing and think, “Why isn’t this working?” That's why I created a StoryBrand Marketing Agency.

All in all, your business isn’t just another brick in the wall—it’s something special. Your story matters, and I’m here to help you share it in a way that feels real, connects with people, and gets results.

  • As a certified StoryBrand Guide, I specialize in turning complicated ideas into clear, compelling messages that resonate with your audience.

  • With a background in journalism, I’ve spent decades telling stories that matter and crafting content people want to read.

  • I’ve developed a proven system to help businesses like yours cut through all the AI trash that's out there and build genuine connections with their audience.

Your story isn’t just important—it’s the reason people will choose your business. Let’s make sure it’s heard loud and clear by the people who need it most.

And sorry if I got Pink Floyd stuck in your head just now...

Hear Directly from DONALD MILLER

In this short clip, StoryBrand’s founder Donald Miller explains why clear messaging and a simple marketing plan change everything.

Donald shares why newsletters are back, what a full StoryBrand campaign includes, and how a certified guide helps you focus on what actually works—without wasting money or time.

Watch to see how working with a StoryBrand Certified Guide can make a measurable difference for your business.

EVERYTHING STORYBRAND, ALL IN ONE PLACE

Whether you need help with strategy, websites, content, or SEO, I offer the full range of StoryBrand marketing services—done with you or done for you.

StoryBrand Framework

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StoryBrand Websites

StoryBrand SEO

StoryBrand Video

StoryBrand Copywriting

StoryBrand Email Sequences

StoryBrand Marketing Funnels

StoryBrand Workshops

StoryBrand Consulting

StoryBrand PPC

StoryBrand Lead Generation

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StoryBrand Strategy

StoryBrand Content Marketing

StoryBrand Local Service

StoryBrand Coaching

MARKETING THAT DOESN’T TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

Whether you want to build it yourself or hand it off completely, as a StoryBrand Marketing Agency, we’ll give you a clear message and a simple system that actually works.

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BOOK A COFFEE CHAT

This is a no-pressure, non-sales call where we discuss what’s working, what’s not, and where you want to go.

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CHOOSE YOUR PATH

Get hands-on support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 or team coaching, or let me build the entire marketing system for you—messaging, website, emails, and more.

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FIX YOUR MARKETING

Walk away with a message that resonates, a plan that’s easy to follow, and marketing that works while you sleep and finally delivers results.

COFFEE’S ON US (OK, NOT REALLY)

But we’re serious about helping you connect with your audience. Let’s grab a coffee (on Zoom) and chat about your marketing goals.

  • Wondering how to simplify your message? Let’s talk.

  • Ready to stand out in an AI-saturated world? We’ve got ideas.

  • Just need clarity? We’ll help you see the big picture.

This isn’t a sales call – just a friendly, low-pressure chat. At the very least, you’ll walk away with some cool ideas you can try on your own.

SCHEDULE YOUR COFFEE CHAT WITH US TODAY

FIXING YOUR MARKETING SHOULDN’T FEEL IMPOSSIBLE

Most small business owners aren’t marketers—they just want to explain what they do in a way that makes people care.

But when the message isn’t clear, everything else gets harder: websites don’t convert, leads go cold, and social posts fall flat.

You might worry that getting it right will take too much time, cost too much money, or feel like just another online course you’ll never finish.

That’s why I offer three simple paths: do-it-together support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 and team coaching, or done-for-you services where I build your full funnel myself.

You’ll get clear messaging, practical templates, and real support—so your marketing finally works and your business actually grows.

YOUR QUESTIONS, ANSWERED

We know marketing can feel overwhelming, and you probably have questions. That’s why we’ve put together answers to the things people ask us most.

What makes Strategic Marketing Tribe different from other StoryBrand marketing agencies?

We’re the StoryBrand marketing agency that skips the boring "corporate speak." We blend the power of StoryBrand with strategic marketing solutions to craft content that feels human, genuine, and impossible to ignore.

How can your strategic marketing solutions benefit my business?

Our strategic marketing solutions simplify your message, clarify your brand story, and help you connect with your ideal customers. It’s marketing that makes sense and gets results – no jargon, no gimmicks, just growth.

What is StoryBrand, and why does it matter?

Think of StoryBrand as a cheat sheet for marketing clarity. It helps you explain what you do in a way that makes people stop, listen, and say, “Oh, I get it.” We use it to create marketing that feels human and that your audience will actually enjoy reading.

Do I need to be familiar with StoryBrand to work with you?

Not at all! Whether you’re a StoryBrand superfan (like us!) or have no idea what it is, we’ll walk you through everything. We’re here to make the process simple, clear, and (dare we say) fun.

How do I know if this is right for my business?

If people keep saying “I don’t really get what you do,” or you’re getting the wrong kind of leads, it’s a sign your message needs work. That’s what we fix.

What if I don’t have time to take a course?

The course is built for time-strapped business owners. You get short lessons, plug-and-play templates, and live support so you’re never stuck or overwhelmed.

What’s the difference between the course and the done-for-you service?

The course gives you training, tools, and weekly support so you can do it yourself. The done-for-you option means I build your whole funnel for you.

How long does it take to see results?

Most people see clearer messaging and better engagement within a week of applying the one-liner. Bigger results (like leads and conversions) follow as you apply it across your marketing.

What if I’ve already tried StoryBrand and it didn’t work?

Many people try to apply StoryBrand on their own and miss key parts. This course walks you through it step-by-step, with real examples and live feedback from a Certified Guide.

STORY, MEET STRATEGY

Let’s make marketing feel less robotic and more real. Find resources from a StoryBrand Marketing Agency that bring your message—and your business—to life.

Can We Please Stop Putting AI In Everything?

Can We Please Stop Putting AI In Everything?

April 20, 20269 min read
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By Vicky Sidler | Published 20 April 2026 at 12:00 GMT+2

Am I the only one getting sick of finding AI in absolutely everything? If you are tired of negotiating with hallucinating robots just to perform basic daily tasks, you might want to start actively avoiding anything labeled "smart."

My sister recently got a BYD Sealion 5. It is a genuinely impressive car. It has good range, great build quality, and it is incredibly comfortable. It also has a highly advanced AI voice assistant baked directly into the dashboard—and you can ask it to open the windows for you.

Which sounds like a brilliant, futuristic convenience, until you actually try it.

First, you have to activate the assistant. Then you have to speak your request clearly enough for the machine to understand you—which, in a moving car with road noise and two screaming kids in the back, is absolutely not a given. Then you wait while it processes. Then you wait while the window finally opens. By the time it is done, roughly three times longer than pressing the button would have taken, you have successfully accomplished something that a simple, cheap button on the door panel does instantly, reliably, every single time, with zero cognitive overhead.

But here is the part that really drove the point home: the kids figured it out. Now they are sitting in the back seats, asking the AI to open their windows. Over and over. Because it is fun. And there appears to be absolutely no way to restrict or disable it. The only workaround is to scream at them to stop—which is the exact opposite of what any piece of technology in a car should be making you do while you are driving.

This is not a feature. This is a feature-shaped problem.

Before we allow Silicon Valley to shove another subscription-based chatbot into our kitchen appliances, we need to look at exactly why tech companies are forcing this exhausting "innovation" down our throats, and the single, brutal usability test you must apply to your own business before automating another customer touchpoint.


TL;DR:

  • Companies are currently forcing AI into everything—from cars to coffee makers—creating massive amounts of friction for tasks that used to be simple.

  • "AI-powered" is just a marketing buzzword designed to impress investors, not a user-requested feature to make your life better.

  • Studies show that consumers are actively exhausted by this tech bloat, and labeling a product as "AI-powered" actually reduces purchase intent across all demographics.

👉 If your business is adding complex, automated layers to your customer experience just to look modern, you are actively driving your clients away. You need to remove the friction. Download the 5-Minute Marketing Fix to strip the robotic bloat out of your sales funnels so your buyers can actually figure out how to give you their money.


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Why Is Your Inbox Suddenly Writing Itself?

While my sister fights with her car windows, Gmail has decided I desperately need an AI to draft replies to emails I haven't even opened yet.

Starting in early 2026, Google pushed us into what they are genuinely, unironically calling "the Gemini era." Their new "Suggested Replies" feature doesn't just offer quick response options after you have read a message; it actively pre-drafts full, contextual replies based on what it infers from the subject line. You can technically turn off the legacy features, but the new Gemini integration is deeply bundled into Google's broader "smart features." Disabling it is not a simple toggle; it is a full-blown negotiation with your settings panel.

What this means in practice: before I have decided whether I even want to respond to an email, Gmail has already decided exactly how I am going to respond. The drafted text sits there, written in a voice that sort of sounds like mine but isn't quite, waiting for me to tap "send" without having thought about it at all. The message flows out of my inbox as if from me—composed by a machine, approved by my distraction, and received by a human who deserved an actual reply.

I cannot explain why this feels so deeply wrong, and yet here we are. And we are absolutely not alone in our frustration.

Are We Entering The "Worst In Show" Era?

I wish the car window and the auto-reply were isolated examples, but the AI-in-everything trend has reached a scale that is officially unhinged.

At CES 2026—the world's largest annual consumer technology showcase—the headline story wasn't an impressive new product. It was the "Worst in Show" awards, handed out by consumer advocacy groups to publicly shame the most egregious examples of AI being forced into products that absolutely did not need it. The winners included a refrigerator that required voice interaction just to open the door (failing half the time if the kitchen was too noisy), a $2,000 coffee maker that required a $139 annual subscription to have "conversations about coffee," and an AI-powered lollipop.

The crowd reportedly laughed. But it was the kind of laughter that's also deeply exhausted.

A 2025 Asana study found that 84% of workers experience digital fatigue, feeling completely overwhelmed by the volume of technology being aggressively pushed at them. When Microsoft tried to launch "Recall"—a feature that automatically screenshotted your entire computing session for AI analysis—the widespread public backlash was so violent they had to delay it for a year.

So if we all hate it, why do they keep building it?

Why Are The Tech Companies Ignoring Us?

The answer is brutally simple, and it has absolutely nothing to do with making your life easier. It is entirely about impressing the boardrooms.

Right now, "AI-powered" is a magical marketing claim that justifies wildly higher price points, attracts venture capital investment, and signals to the stock market that a company is keeping up. The pressure to integrate AI is coming entirely from investor decks, not from user research. Product teams are being told to add AI, so they blindly add AI. The vital question—"does this actually make the experience better?"—is entirely downstream of the question, "does this make us look current?"

They are doing this despite unambiguous consumer data. A study in the Journal of Hospitality Marketing and Management found that across every single product category, labeling a product as "AI-powered" actively reduced consumer purchase intention compared to labeling it "high tech." Consumers simply do not trust it. They haven't asked for it. And they absolutely notice when it creates friction instead of removing it.

There is a very simple test that every company must run before shipping an AI feature: does this reduce friction, or does it add it?

The BYD window fails completely. A button is instantaneous; talking to a dashboard robot is not. Gmail's pre-drafts fail, too. Drafting a reply isn't the hard part of email; reading it, deciding what matters, and maintaining the relationship is. None of those things are improved by a machine writing the response before I have even finished the thought.

If your marketing strategy is currently drowning in complicated, automated funnels that frustrate your buyers, you are failing the friction test. Get my 5-Minute Marketing Fix. It acts as a rapid diagnostic tool to help you strip the useless "AI-powered" bloat out of your messaging, allowing you to connect with your clients simply, clearly, and powerfully.

👉 Stop losing sales. Download the fix now.


Related Articles:

1. How AI Is Secretly Deleting Your Work Friends

The tech industry is obsessed with frictionless AI, but it is destroying the "accidental village" of human connection. Discover why replacing every single human interaction with a highly efficient, perfectly agreeable robot is actively driving corporate burnout and total isolation.

2. You Didn't Write That Email. And Everyone Can Tell.

If you rely on Gmail's new Gemini-powered auto-replies, you are actively destroying your professional relationships. This article explores the "uncanny valley" of AI communication and why relying on machines to write your personal correspondence makes you look entirely inauthentic.

3. Why Asking ChatGPT For Business Strategy Will Bankrupt You

If companies are forcing AI into coffee makers just to look "current," imagine what they are doing to their business strategy. A terrifying Harvard study proves that AI chatbots replace complex business logic with generic, crowd-pleasing "trendslop," guaranteeing failure.

4. Why Chatbots Are Now Hallucinating Your Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts

The pressure to look like an "AI company" has turned the internet into an automated echo chamber. This article explores how AI models actively scrape the worst corporate jargon off LinkedIn, proving why you must strip the robotic bloat out of your marketing to survive.

5. Why People Talking To Their Phones Will Destroy Your SEO

While fighting with an AI car window is frustrating, the shift toward voice search is a massive opportunity if handled correctly. Learn how to optimize your business for the conversational queries people are actively shouting at their smart speakers, without adding unnecessary friction.


FAQs:

1. Why are companies putting AI into everyday products?

Companies add AI to products primarily to impress investors and justify higher price tags, not to improve the user experience. "AI-powered" is currently a buzzword used to signal to the market that a brand is modern, even if the technology actually makes the product harder to use.

2. Does labeling a product as "AI-powered" increase sales?

No. A study in the Journal of Hospitality Marketing and Management found that across all product categories, labeling a product as "AI-powered" actually reduced consumer purchase intent. Consumers inherently distrust the label and are exhausted by the unnecessary complexity it brings.

3. What is the BYD Sealion 5 window problem?

The BYD Sealion 5 features an AI voice assistant that can open the car windows. However, activating the assistant, speaking clearly over road noise, and waiting for processing takes roughly three times longer than simply pressing the traditional window button, adding massive, unnecessary friction.

4. How is Gmail's new Gemini feature changing email?

In early 2026, Gmail introduced Gemini-powered "Suggested Replies" that pre-draft full contextual emails before you even open the message. This creates a deeply impersonal experience, encouraging users to send machine-composed emails without genuinely reading or thinking about the correspondence.

5. What was the "Worst in Show" award at CES 2026?

At the 2026 Consumer Electronics Show, advocacy groups awarded "Worst in Show" to products that egregiously forced AI into items that did not need it, such as a voice-activated refrigerator that failed in noisy kitchens and a $2,000 coffee maker that required a subscription to talk about coffee.

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Vicky Sidler

Vicky Sidler is a seasoned journalist and StoryBrand Certified Guide with a knack for turning marketing confusion into crystal-clear messaging that actually works. Armed with years of experience and an almost suspiciously large collection of pens, she creates stories that connect on a human level.

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