We're an award-winning StoryBrand Marketing Agency that helps Service Businesses clarify their messaging so everyone wants to work with you!
If your message isn’t landing—and the right clients aren’t showing up—it’s not your fault. Most service business owners are great at what they do. They just struggle to talk about it clearly.
In this video, I’ll walk you through how we fix that using the StoryBrand Framework, plus how to get started with either DIY or done-for-you options.

Can your mom explain what you do?
Can you easily explain what you do?
Can anyone?
If not, that's the problem we fix.
Because when people don’t understand what you do, they move on. You end up working harder just to stay in the game.
You’re always re-explaining yourself
Your website doesn’t convert visitors into clients
Your leads aren’t the right fit
Referrals become scarce
Marketing is frustrating as all hell
But it doesn’t have to be this way. A clear message makes all of that easier. It’s the difference between chasing leads—and attracting the right ones.
You might not believe it yet, but marketing can actually be the opposite of frustrating when you're doing it right.
Whether you want to learn the system or hand it over completely, the goal is the same: clear messaging that brings in better clients with less effort.


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HI, I'm Vicky Sidler
And I’VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE

I know how it feels to stare at your marketing and think, “Why isn’t this working?” That's why I created a StoryBrand Marketing Agency.
All in all, your business isn’t just another brick in the wall—it’s something special. Your story matters, and I’m here to help you share it in a way that feels real, connects with people, and gets results.
As a certified StoryBrand Guide, I specialize in turning complicated ideas into clear, compelling messages that resonate with your audience.
With a background in journalism, I’ve spent decades telling stories that matter and crafting content people want to read.
I’ve developed a proven system to help businesses like yours cut through all the AI trash that's out there and build genuine connections with their audience.
Your story isn’t just important—it’s the reason people will choose your business. Let’s make sure it’s heard loud and clear by the people who need it most.
And sorry if I got Pink Floyd stuck in your head just now...
In this short clip, StoryBrand’s founder Donald Miller explains why clear messaging and a simple marketing plan change everything.
Donald shares why newsletters are back, what a full StoryBrand campaign includes, and how a certified guide helps you focus on what actually works—without wasting money or time.
Watch to see how working with a StoryBrand Certified Guide can make a measurable difference for your business.

Whether you need help with strategy, websites, content, or SEO, I offer the full range of StoryBrand marketing services—done with you or done for you.

Whether you want to build it yourself or hand it off completely, as a StoryBrand Marketing Agency, we’ll give you a clear message and a simple system that actually works.
This is a no-pressure, non-sales call where we discuss what’s working, what’s not, and where you want to go.
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Get hands-on support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 or team coaching, or let me build the entire marketing system for you—messaging, website, emails, and more.
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Walk away with a message that resonates, a plan that’s easy to follow, and marketing that works while you sleep and finally delivers results.
But we’re serious about helping you connect with your audience. Let’s grab a coffee (on Zoom) and chat about your marketing goals.
Wondering how to simplify your message? Let’s talk.
Ready to stand out in an AI-saturated world? We’ve got ideas.
Just need clarity? We’ll help you see the big picture.
This isn’t a sales call – just a friendly, low-pressure chat. At the very least, you’ll walk away with some cool ideas you can try on your own.
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FIXING YOUR MARKETING SHOULDN’T FEEL IMPOSSIBLE

Most small business owners aren’t marketers—they just want to explain what they do in a way that makes people care.
But when the message isn’t clear, everything else gets harder: websites don’t convert, leads go cold, and social posts fall flat.
You might worry that getting it right will take too much time, cost too much money, or feel like just another online course you’ll never finish.
That’s why I offer three simple paths: do-it-together support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 and team coaching, or done-for-you services where I build your full funnel myself.
You’ll get clear messaging, practical templates, and real support—so your marketing finally works and your business actually grows.
We know marketing can feel overwhelming, and you probably have questions. That’s why we’ve put together answers to the things people ask us most.
We’re the StoryBrand marketing agency that skips the boring "corporate speak." We blend the power of StoryBrand with strategic marketing solutions to craft content that feels human, genuine, and impossible to ignore.
Our strategic marketing solutions simplify your message, clarify your brand story, and help you connect with your ideal customers. It’s marketing that makes sense and gets results – no jargon, no gimmicks, just growth.
Think of StoryBrand as a cheat sheet for marketing clarity. It helps you explain what you do in a way that makes people stop, listen, and say, “Oh, I get it.” We use it to create marketing that feels human and that your audience will actually enjoy reading.
Not at all! Whether you’re a StoryBrand superfan (like us!) or have no idea what it is, we’ll walk you through everything. We’re here to make the process simple, clear, and (dare we say) fun.
If people keep saying “I don’t really get what you do,” or you’re getting the wrong kind of leads, it’s a sign your message needs work. That’s what we fix.
The course is built for time-strapped business owners. You get short lessons, plug-and-play templates, and live support so you’re never stuck or overwhelmed.
The course gives you training, tools, and weekly support so you can do it yourself. The done-for-you option means I build your whole funnel for you.
Most people see clearer messaging and better engagement within a week of applying the one-liner. Bigger results (like leads and conversions) follow as you apply it across your marketing.
Many people try to apply StoryBrand on their own and miss key parts. This course walks you through it step-by-step, with real examples and live feedback from a Certified Guide.
Let’s make marketing feel less robotic and more real. Find resources from a StoryBrand Marketing Agency that bring your message—and your business—to life.

By Vicky Sidler | Published 8 January 2026 at 12:00 GMT+2
Let’s start with a question.
Have you noticed how weird the internet feels lately?
You post something thoughtful. You get five likes, three of which are from accounts with no profile photo and names like “Inspiration_9385.” Comments say things like “Amazing insights!” but never refer to anything specific. Your inbox is full of bot spam, and somehow every third video recommends productivity tips from someone who has clearly never worked.
It’s not just you.
You’re walking through a digital hallway filled with echoes. And as creepy as that sounds, it gets worse. Because while you’re trying to market your business to real people, half the internet is no longer human.
According to Malwarebytes, bots now account for 51% of all internet traffic.
That’s not a theory. That’s math. And if you’ve been wondering why engagement feels hollow, now you know.
Welcome to the Dead Internet.
51% of web traffic is bots, not humans
Ad platforms count fake clicks as real engagement
AI is training on AI, creating low-value content loops
Vanity metrics are misleading your marketing decisions
Real human connection is your best defence
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Frequently Asked Questions About Bot Traffic and the Dead Internet Theory
1. What is the Dead Internet Theory?
2. How can I tell if my website traffic is from bots?
3. Are bots clicking on my Facebook or Google ads?
4. Why do some influencers have lots of followers but no engagement?
5. What is AI slop, and why does it matter?
6. What does "model collapse" mean?
7. How do bots affect my marketing performance?
8. How can I make sure I’m reaching real people?
9. Should I stop advertising online?
10. What kind of content still works in the “Dead Internet”?
In 2024, bots officially overtook humans online. Some are helpful (search engine crawlers). Many are not. Think click farms, spam bots, AI content scrapers, and comment junk.
This means that if 1,000 people visit your site this week, about 500 might not be people at all. They might be algorithms doing laps around the internet to harvest data or click ads.
It also means a chunk of your marketing budget might be burning up on activity that looks like engagement but leads to nothing. Zero humans. Zero sales. Just bots doing bot things.
This is not a fringe idea. It’s called the Dead Internet Theory, and it has gone from Reddit thread to reality check.
Here’s where it gets messy. The internet used to be full of original content. Now, AI models like ChatGPT and others are training on content written by... other AI models.
This is called Model Collapse.
It’s like photocopying a photocopy a hundred times until all you see is grey fuzz. That’s what the internet is becoming: a fuzzy blur of recycled, keyword-stuffed content that sounds fine but means nothing.
It’s called AI slop. The technical term is “synthetic data contamination.” The practical result? You scroll through blogs, LinkedIn posts, and product descriptions and feel like you’ve already read them. Because you have. Dozens of times.
No wonder customer engagement is tanking. Your audience is tired. They’re not lazy. They’re overwhelmed by sameness.
Let’s say your site has 2,000 monthly visitors. You feel great. But if 1,000 are bots, your conversion rate looks terrible, even if your actual human traffic is performing well.
That’s the trap.
Bots inflate your metrics, but not your bank balance.
Ad platforms love this because you keep paying for clicks and impressions. But who’s clicking? Who’s watching your video? Who’s commenting?
If you’ve ever hired an influencer with 100,000 followers but saw no spike in traffic or sales, there’s your answer. Some of those followers might be real. Most are probably not.
As a recent LinkedIn post put it, “In a dead internet, even vanity metrics are lying.”
It’s not all doom. In fact, this is where smart small businesses can thrive.
Here’s what still works:
Bots can write. But they still struggle to speak, show, or react like humans.
Use video.
Use voice.
Use images of real people doing real things.
A quick voice note to your audience is harder to fake than a polished AI article.
Platforms are noisy. Private groups are quiet and loyal. Use tools like:
Circle
Skool
Or even email lists.
You don’t need millions. You need the right 50 people who trust you.
Show your human side. Use real opinions. Get a little weird.
AI is built to be average. Humans aren’t.
That typo in your email? That strange metaphor in your blog? That off-script moment in your live stream? It tells people you’re real.
And in a fake internet, real is premium.
I keep telling clients this. If your content looks like a robot could’ve made it, a robot probably did. And real people will scroll right past it—just like they should.
Digital fatigue isn’t your fault. It’s the side effect of an internet that has stopped making sense.
But clarity still wins. And clarity starts with knowing exactly what your business does and why it matters.
If you want a simple way to explain your value in one clear sentence, I’ve made a tool for that. Download my 5-Minute Marketing Fix and get clear.
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Wondering how to escape the “marketing to bots” trap? Start by getting laser-focused on the real humans you want to reach. This guide shows you how.
If you’ve been burned by fake followers or hollow metrics, this one shows you how to tell the difference between real influence and inflated nonsense.
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It’s the idea that a large chunk of internet activity is now fake. Instead of real people engaging with your content, much of the traffic comes from bots, scrapers, and AI tools that mimic humans. Recent data says over 50% of all web traffic is non-human.
Look at your analytics. If you see unusual spikes, high bounce rates, or traffic from weird locations or outdated browsers, bots might be visiting. Also, if you’re getting clicks but no conversions, that’s a red flag.
Yes, some of them are. Many ad platforms struggle to filter out bad bot traffic. While they do offer fraud protection, it’s not perfect. You could be paying for clicks that never had a chance to convert.
Fake followers are often bots. They inflate follower counts but don’t engage meaningfully. If an influencer gets thousands of likes but very few comments—or all the comments sound robotic—you’re likely looking at a bot-inflated account.
AI slop is low-quality, mass-produced content made by AI tools just to fill the internet with keywords. It’s often unreadable, repetitive, or vague. The more of it that exists, the harder it is for real, helpful content to stand out.
Model collapse happens when AI tools train on content made by other AI tools. Over time, the quality drops because the content is just recycled noise. Think of it like photocopying a photocopy until everything turns blurry.
They mess up your data. You might think a post or ad did well because it got lots of views or clicks, but if those came from bots, they won’t convert into leads or sales. That leads to wasted budget and poor decisions.
Use email lists, private communities, and direct engagement tools. Platforms like Skool, WhatsApp, or even a good old newsletter are much harder for bots to fake. Also, use content that’s harder to mimic, like video and voice.
Not necessarily, but you should advertise smarter. Set clear filters, monitor your audience quality, and focus on platforms where you can track real engagement. Combine paid ads with organic content to reduce your risk.
Content that feels human. Video, real photos, behind-the-scenes updates, voice notes, and live sessions—these are hard for bots to fake and easy for humans to connect with. The less polished, the more trustworthy it feels.
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