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If your message isn’t landing—and the right clients aren’t showing up—it’s not your fault. Most service business owners are great at what they do. They just struggle to talk about it clearly.

In this video, I’ll walk you through how we fix that using the StoryBrand Framework, plus how to get started with either DIY or done-for-you options.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MESSAGE ISN’T CLEAR

Can your mom explain what you do?

Can you easily explain what you do?

Can anyone?

If not, that's the problem we fix.

Because when people don’t understand what you do, they move on. You end up working harder just to stay in the game.

  • You’re always re-explaining yourself

  • Your website doesn’t convert visitors into clients

  • Your leads aren’t the right fit

  • Referrals become scarce

  • Marketing is frustrating as all hell

But it doesn’t have to be this way. A clear message makes all of that easier. It’s the difference between chasing leads—and attracting the right ones.

You might not believe it yet, but marketing can actually be the opposite of frustrating when you're doing it right.

MAKE YOUR MARKETING Simpler

Whether you want to learn the system or hand it over completely, the goal is the same: clear messaging that brings in better clients with less effort.

A DIY SYSTEM THAT’S SIMPLE TO FOLLOW

Join the StoryBrand Course

for weekly group coaching, templates, and a proven system that fits seamlessly into your week—without taking over your life.

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COACHING THAT MEETS YOU WHERE YOU ARE

Want someone to walk you through it? Get 1:1 or team coaching to clarify your message and apply the StoryBrand Framework to your business in real time.

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DONE-FOR-YOU MARKETING

Too busy to do it yourself? We’ll build your messaging, write your copy, create the assets you need, and handle your StoryBrand marketing—so you can stay focused on running your business.

HI, I'm Vicky Sidler

And I’VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE

I know how it feels to stare at your marketing and think, “Why isn’t this working?” That's why I created a StoryBrand Marketing Agency.

All in all, your business isn’t just another brick in the wall—it’s something special. Your story matters, and I’m here to help you share it in a way that feels real, connects with people, and gets results.

  • As a certified StoryBrand Guide, I specialize in turning complicated ideas into clear, compelling messages that resonate with your audience.

  • With a background in journalism, I’ve spent decades telling stories that matter and crafting content people want to read.

  • I’ve developed a proven system to help businesses like yours cut through all the AI trash that's out there and build genuine connections with their audience.

Your story isn’t just important—it’s the reason people will choose your business. Let’s make sure it’s heard loud and clear by the people who need it most.

And sorry if I got Pink Floyd stuck in your head just now...

Hear Directly from DONALD MILLER

In this short clip, StoryBrand’s founder Donald Miller explains why clear messaging and a simple marketing plan change everything.

Donald shares why newsletters are back, what a full StoryBrand campaign includes, and how a certified guide helps you focus on what actually works—without wasting money or time.

Watch to see how working with a StoryBrand Certified Guide can make a measurable difference for your business.

EVERYTHING STORYBRAND, ALL IN ONE PLACE

Whether you need help with strategy, websites, content, or SEO, I offer the full range of StoryBrand marketing services—done with you or done for you.

StoryBrand Framework

StoryBrand Wireframe

StoryBrand Websites

StoryBrand SEO

StoryBrand Video

StoryBrand Copywriting

StoryBrand Email Sequences

StoryBrand Marketing Funnels

StoryBrand Workshops

StoryBrand Consulting

StoryBrand PPC

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StoryBrand Strategy

StoryBrand Content Marketing

StoryBrand Local Service

StoryBrand Coaching

MARKETING THAT DOESN’T TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

Whether you want to build it yourself or hand it off completely, as a StoryBrand Marketing Agency, we’ll give you a clear message and a simple system that actually works.

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BOOK A COFFEE CHAT

This is a no-pressure, non-sales call where we discuss what’s working, what’s not, and where you want to go.

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CHOOSE YOUR PATH

Get hands-on support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 or team coaching, or let me build the entire marketing system for you—messaging, website, emails, and more.

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FIX YOUR MARKETING

Walk away with a message that resonates, a plan that’s easy to follow, and marketing that works while you sleep and finally delivers results.

COFFEE’S ON US (OK, NOT REALLY)

But we’re serious about helping you connect with your audience. Let’s grab a coffee (on Zoom) and chat about your marketing goals.

  • Wondering how to simplify your message? Let’s talk.

  • Ready to stand out in an AI-saturated world? We’ve got ideas.

  • Just need clarity? We’ll help you see the big picture.

This isn’t a sales call – just a friendly, low-pressure chat. At the very least, you’ll walk away with some cool ideas you can try on your own.

SCHEDULE YOUR COFFEE CHAT WITH US TODAY

FIXING YOUR MARKETING SHOULDN’T FEEL IMPOSSIBLE

Most small business owners aren’t marketers—they just want to explain what they do in a way that makes people care.

But when the message isn’t clear, everything else gets harder: websites don’t convert, leads go cold, and social posts fall flat.

You might worry that getting it right will take too much time, cost too much money, or feel like just another online course you’ll never finish.

That’s why I offer three simple paths: do-it-together support through the StoryBrand Course, 1:1 and team coaching, or done-for-you services where I build your full funnel myself.

You’ll get clear messaging, practical templates, and real support—so your marketing finally works and your business actually grows.

YOUR QUESTIONS, ANSWERED

We know marketing can feel overwhelming, and you probably have questions. That’s why we’ve put together answers to the things people ask us most.

What makes Strategic Marketing Tribe different from other StoryBrand marketing agencies?

We’re the StoryBrand marketing agency that skips the boring "corporate speak." We blend the power of StoryBrand with strategic marketing solutions to craft content that feels human, genuine, and impossible to ignore.

How can your strategic marketing solutions benefit my business?

Our strategic marketing solutions simplify your message, clarify your brand story, and help you connect with your ideal customers. It’s marketing that makes sense and gets results – no jargon, no gimmicks, just growth.

What is StoryBrand, and why does it matter?

Think of StoryBrand as a cheat sheet for marketing clarity. It helps you explain what you do in a way that makes people stop, listen, and say, “Oh, I get it.” We use it to create marketing that feels human and that your audience will actually enjoy reading.

Do I need to be familiar with StoryBrand to work with you?

Not at all! Whether you’re a StoryBrand superfan (like us!) or have no idea what it is, we’ll walk you through everything. We’re here to make the process simple, clear, and (dare we say) fun.

How do I know if this is right for my business?

If people keep saying “I don’t really get what you do,” or you’re getting the wrong kind of leads, it’s a sign your message needs work. That’s what we fix.

What if I don’t have time to take a course?

The course is built for time-strapped business owners. You get short lessons, plug-and-play templates, and live support so you’re never stuck or overwhelmed.

What’s the difference between the course and the done-for-you service?

The course gives you training, tools, and weekly support so you can do it yourself. The done-for-you option means I build your whole funnel for you.

How long does it take to see results?

Most people see clearer messaging and better engagement within a week of applying the one-liner. Bigger results (like leads and conversions) follow as you apply it across your marketing.

What if I’ve already tried StoryBrand and it didn’t work?

Many people try to apply StoryBrand on their own and miss key parts. This course walks you through it step-by-step, with real examples and live feedback from a Certified Guide.

STORY, MEET STRATEGY

Let’s make marketing feel less robotic and more real. Find resources from a StoryBrand Marketing Agency that bring your message—and your business—to life.

Why Asking ChatGPT For Business Strategy Will Bankrupt You

Why Asking ChatGPT For Business Strategy Will Bankrupt You

April 17, 20268 min read
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By Vicky Sidler | Published 17 April 2026 at 12:00 GMT+2

We have reached the ultimate stage of corporate laziness: outsourcing the actual thinking.

Executives and small business owners everywhere are quietly turning to Large Language Models like ChatGPT, Gemini, and Claude to act as their silent boardroom partners. They feed their messy business data into the prompt box, cross their fingers, and ask the machine to generate a flawless, highly profitable corporate strategy. It feels incredibly sophisticated. You get a beautifully formatted, highly articulate strategic plan in twelve seconds flat.

But according to a deeply disturbing new study published in the Harvard Business Review, you are not getting objective strategic brilliance. You are getting what researchers now officially call "strategy trendslop."

The data proves that these supercomputers are completely incapable of making hard, context-specific business trade-offs. Instead, they act exactly like a newly minted MBA who didn't actually read the case study: confidently parroting whatever corporate buzzwords are currently popular on LinkedIn.

Before you bet your entire company's future on an AI-generated growth plan, we need to look at exactly how these machines are mathematically programmed to give you spectacularly terrible advice.


TL;DR:

  • A massive new Harvard Business Review study proves that AI models have deep, undeniable biases and cannot provide objective strategic business advice.

  • Instead of making hard trade-offs, AI generates "trendslop," consistently recommending whatever generic buzzwords are currently popular on the internet.

  • Because AI models are trained to prioritize "positive sounding" words, they actively ignore fundamental, highly profitable business strategies like cost leadership.

👉 If your marketing strategy was built by a chatbot, your prospects are reading the exact same generic "trendslop" as your competitors. You have to reclaim your actual human authority. Download the 5-Minute Marketing Fix to strip the robotic buzzwords out of your sales funnels so you can connect with buyers using undeniable, reality-tested strategy.


Table of Contents:


What Exactly Is "Strategy Trendslop"?

If you ask an algorithm to choose between two conflicting paths, it will almost always choose the path that sounds the most emotionally uplifting on a podcast.

Researchers tested the world's leading LLMs (including GPT-5, Claude, Gemini, and Grok) across thousands of simulations, forcing them to make binary strategic decisions. The results were terrifyingly consistent. The models did not analyze the specific context or the harsh realities of the market; they simply defaulted to whatever sounded trendiest.

They consistently chose "differentiation" over "commoditization," "augmentation" over "automation," and "long-term" over "short-term," completely regardless of the actual business scenario. The researchers coined the term "strategy trendslop" to describe this deeply embedded bias. The AI is not a critical thinker stress-testing your assumptions; it is a sycophant optimizing for the most socially desirable response based on the average opinions of the internet.

And if you think you can simply outsmart the machine with a better prompt, the data has some very bad news for you.

Why Your "Expert Prompts" Are Completely Useless:

The tech gurus love to claim that if an AI gives you a bad answer, it is entirely your fault for writing a weak prompt.

The Harvard researchers completely destroyed this myth. They ran over 15,000 trials, specifically manipulating the prompts for ChatGPT-5. They reversed the order of options, demanded pros-and-cons analysis, created highly detailed corporate personas, and offered the machine imaginary rewards. None of it worked. The "better prompting" dropped the biased responses by less than 2%.

Even providing incredibly rich, hyper-specific organizational context—like telling the AI it was advising a traditional construction company instead of a tech startup—failed to dislodge the biases.

The machine will always quietly steer you toward the exact same cluster of modern managerial trends. It will tell you to "collaborate" and seek "long-term sustainability," not because your specific supply chain demands it, but because those words align with contemporary business culture. It is a highly articulate echo chamber. And if you force it into a corner, it will trigger the deadliest trap in business strategy.

The "Hybrid Trap" Guaranteeing Your Failure

True business strategy is not about choosing what to do; it is about having the courage to choose what not to do.

When the researchers allowed ChatGPT to answer without making a strict binary choice, it completely collapsed into what they call the "hybrid trap." Instead of making a hard trade-off, the AI frequently recommended doing both: pursuing differentiation and cost leadership simultaneously.

On the surface, a hybrid strategy sounds incredibly sophisticated and balanced. In the real world, it is a guaranteed death sentence. Strategy scholars and legends like Michael Porter have long warned that trying to be everything at once leaves a firm "stuck in the middle." Differentiation and cost leadership require fundamentally conflicting operational structures. By suggesting you can have it all, the AI actively encourages the exact lack of focus that destroys companies.

If you rely on a language model to do your strategic thinking, you will inevitably end up chasing generic fads and impossible hybrid models. You cannot outsource executive judgment to a predictive text engine. If your marketing currently sounds like a bloated, hybrid mess of corporate buzzwords, you need an immediate reality check.

Get my 5-Minute Marketing Fix. It acts as a rapid diagnostic weapon, helping you strip the "trendslop" out of your messaging so you can finally make the hard, highly profitable strategic choices your business actually needs to survive.

👉 Stop losing sales. Download the fix now.


Related Articles:

1. Why Chatbots Are Now Hallucinating Your Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts

If you want to know exactly where the AI is learning its "trendslop," read this. Discover how modern language models are actively scraping the absolute worst, most generic "thought leadership" off LinkedIn, creating a terrifying automated echo chamber that actively punishes original thinking.

2. I Watched the Movie. Perplexity Told Me I Was Wrong. I Almost Believed It.

The Harvard study proves AI gives terrible strategic advice, but this article explains why you are so tempted to believe it anyway. Explore the phenomenon of "AI gaslighting," and learn how chatbots use the linguistic patterns of absolute certainty to trick you into trusting their hallucinations.

3. Profit First by Mike Michalowicz Summary: Why Your Business Is Broke

AI despises "commoditization" and cost leadership because they sound boring, but Mike Michalowicz proves they are the key to survival. This summary explains why relying on lean, restrictive financial strategies is infinitely more profitable than chasing the expensive "differentiation" fads the AI recommends.

4. Positioning by Al Ries and Jack Trout Summary: Why Better Never Wins

AI's tendency to recommend the "hybrid trap" violates the absolute most important rule of marketing. This legendary summary explains why trying to be everything to everyone guarantees failure, and why you must make hard, highly specific trade-offs to own a position in your prospect's mind.

5. Why Using ChatGPT To File Your Taxes Is A Spectacularly Terrible Idea

If an AI cannot understand basic business strategy, you definitely should not trust it with your financial data. This cybersecurity breakdown reveals why outsourcing complex logic (like tax returns) to a predictive text engine can literally turn you into an accidental federal fraudster.


FAQs:

1. What is "strategy trendslop"?

Coined by Harvard Business Review researchers, "strategy trendslop" refers to the tendency of AI models to consistently recommend generic, trendy managerial buzzwords rather than providing context-specific, logical strategic advice. The AI simply parrots whatever concepts are currently popular on the internet.

2. Can I fix AI bias by writing a better prompt?

No. The researchers ran over 15,000 trials using complex prompt engineering—including role-playing, offering rewards, and providing deep organizational context—and found that the AI's deep-seated strategic biases remained almost entirely unchanged. The bias is hardwired into the training data.

3. Why does AI give bad business advice?

AI models are trained on vast amounts of internet text, meaning they reflect popular societal trends rather than established strategic theory. They prioritize words with positive emotional connotations (like "collaboration" or "differentiation") while actively avoiding historically profitable but "boring" strategies like cost leadership.

4. What is the "hybrid trap" in business strategy?

When not forced to make a binary choice, AI will almost always recommend a "hybrid" strategy (e.g., trying to be both the premium differentiator and the low-cost leader). In reality, these conflicting operational goals tear companies apart, leaving them "stuck in the middle" and virtually guaranteeing failure.

5. Should I use AI for business strategy at all?

Researchers advise using AI strictly as a brainstorming tool to expand your options and identify blind spots, not as a decision-maker. You must actively counteract the AI's known biases by explicitly forcing it to argue for the opposite of what it naturally recommends, keeping final judgment in human hands.

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Vicky Sidler

Vicky Sidler is a seasoned journalist and StoryBrand Certified Guide with a knack for turning marketing confusion into crystal-clear messaging that actually works. Armed with years of experience and an almost suspiciously large collection of pens, she creates stories that connect on a human level.

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